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Recall Notice   9/15/2007

The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunct


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Dr. Phil’s Test   9/15/2007

Below is Dr. Phil's test. (Dr. Phil scored 55; he did this test on Oprah - she got a 38.) Some folks pay a lot of money to find this stuff out! Read on, this is very interesting! Don't be o


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What Teachers Make   9/15/2007

The dinner guests were sitting around the table discussing life. One man, a CEO, decided to explain the problem with education. He argued, "What's a going to learn from someone who decided his best


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An Elephant Encounter   9/15/2007

A man was on holiday in Kenya. While he was walking through the bush, he came across an elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed so the man approached it ve


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Black Testicles   9/15/2007

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to


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A Christmas Divorce   9/15/2007

A man in Scottsdale calls his in New York on December 23rd and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."


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Divorced Barbie   9/15/2007

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he remembers that it's his 's birthday. He pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson, "How much is the Barbie on the display window?"


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A Cowboy Named Fred   9/15/2007

A drunken cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo Theater. When the usher came by and noticed this he whispered to the cowboy, "Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one seat.


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123 Ways to Annoy, Harass, Confuse or Generally Scare Lord Voldemort   9/15/2007

1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?' 2. Laugh at him. 3. Wake him up by singing Beach Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...' 4. Knit him things. Really hideou


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Why Parent's Drink   9/15/2007

A father passing by his 's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed


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