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Articles by ramjeter5

ramjeter5 54 C
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Bumper Stickers for Women   3/11/2005

BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS HERSELF <br> OH MY GOD, I THINK I'M BECOMING THE MAN I WANTED TO MARRY! <br> GINGER ROGERS DID EVERYTHING FRED ASTAIRE DID, BUT SHE DID IT


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ramjeter5 54 C
70  Articles
STATUE   3/11/2005

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. <br> "Hurry!" she said. "Stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she


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ramjeter5 54 C
70  Articles
PULLING POWER   3/11/2005

A and a chicken were playing in a meadow. The fell into a mud hole and is started to sink. The instructed the chicken to get the farmer so that he could be pulled to safety. The chicken ran


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ramjeter5 54 C
70  Articles
No dirty words   3/9/2005

It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but, here is one: <br> Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to gro


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ramjeter5 54 C
70  Articles
You Might Be A Redneck If ...   3/9/2005

Your standard of living improves when you go camping. <br> You have jacked up your home to look for a dog. <br> You have a relative living in your garage. <br> Your


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ramjeter5 54 C
70  Articles
Gotta Love Them Retrievers   3/3/2005

It's duck hunting season and two hunters are getting ready to gather their things and go to the pond. <br> The one hunter doesn't want to walk all the way out there for only a few ducks


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ramjeter5 54 C
70  Articles
TEN REASONS TO HAVE SEX   2/28/2005

1. Scientific tests find that when women make love, they produce double amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make hair shiny and skin smooth. 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances


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ramjeter5 54 C
70  Articles
Redneck Computer Owners   2/24/2005

1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter." <br> 2. The keyboard is camouflaged. <br> 3. There is a skoal can in the CD-ROM drive. <br> 4. The password is, "bubba."


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ramjeter5 54 C
70  Articles
A Mans Boob Chart   2/24/2005

. . Itty bitty titties ()() Little breasts (.)(.) Nice breasts (o)(o) Perfect breasts (D)(D) Bullets (( Handful breasts (~0~)(~0~) Stretch mark breasts \o/.\o/ Grandma's breasts [o


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ramjeter5 54 C
70  Articles
14 Things PMS stands for   2/24/2005

Pass My Shotgun Psychotic Mood Shift Perpetual Munching Spree Puffy Mid-Section People make me sick Provide Me with Sweets Pardon My Sobbing Pimples May Surface Pass My Sweatpants Pi


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ramjeter5 54 C
70  Articles
Feeling Frisky   2/24/2005

The young Farmer Brown made an appointment with the family doctor regarding sexual problems he was having with his wife. <br> "Now listen, Luke, " the doctor advised, "you have to be


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ramjeter5 54 C
70  Articles
S AND M   2/24/2005

Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven't seen each other since graduation. They begin to talk and bring each other up to date. The conversation covers their husbands,


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ramjeter5 54 C
70  Articles
Ways To Tell Someone Their Fly Is Unzipped   2/24/2005

The cucumber has left the salad. <br> I can see the gun of Navarone. <br> Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out. <br> You've got Windows


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ramjeter5 54 C
70  Articles
Best Bumper Stickers (1999)   2/24/2005

Love May Be Blind, But Marriage Is a Real Eye Opener. <br> If at First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving Isn't for You. <br> Coffee, Chocolate, Men; Some Things Are Just Better R


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ramjeter5 54 C
70  Articles
Exercise Bike   2/24/2005

Two old women were sitting on a bench talking. One asked the other: <br> "How's your husband holding up in bed these days?" <br> The second old woman replied, "He makes me f


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ramjeter5 54 C
70  Articles
"POLITICALLY CORRECT"   2/24/2005

She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN. <br> She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION. <br> She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She ge


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ramjeter5 54 C
70  Articles
Womens T-Shirt Slogans   2/24/2005

1. So many men, so few who can afford me. <br> 2. God made us sisters; Prozac made us friends. <br> 3. If they don't have chocolate in heaven, I ain't going. <br>


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ramjeter5 54 C
70  Articles
Women's Definitions   2/24/2005

Argument - A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. <br> Airhead - What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman. <br&g


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ramjeter5 54 C
70  Articles
Do It With Style!   2/24/2005

Dentists do it orally <br> Cops do it with cuffs <br> DJ's do it on request <br> Truckers do it in the road <br> Soldiers do it under orders <


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ramjeter5 54 C
70  Articles
Odd Jobs   2/23/2005

Julie, the blonde, was getting pretty desperate for money. She decided to go to the nicer, richer neighborhoods around town and look for odd jobs as a handy woman. <br> The first house


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ramjeter5 54 C
70  Articles
7 Most Important Men...   2/23/2005

The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life <br> 1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes." <br> 2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide." <


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ramjeter5 54 C
70  Articles
To Be A Woman!   2/23/2005

Top ten things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day: <br> 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. <br> 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror f


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ramjeter5 54 C
70  Articles
Sperm Count   2/23/2005

A 75-year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow." <br> The next day, th


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ramjeter5 54 C
70  Articles
Man on Airplane   2/23/2005

A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of using the restroom. Each time he tried, it was occupied. The stewardess, aware of his predicament, suggested to him to use the ladies room, but cautio


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ramjeter5 54 C
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Jewelry   2/23/2005

A little girl walks into the kitchen and point blank asks her mom " mommy, where do baby comes from ?" The mother tells the little girl " Well sweetheart, women, like me , and you have vaginas, and


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ramjeter5 54 C
70  Articles
Penis Studies   2/23/2005

Here's one for research scientists and applied epistemologists. <br> In 1991, Duke University funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year


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ramjeter5 54 C
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Picture Perfect   2/23/2005

The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all showered and wearing her beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe." <br> The beautiful you


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ramjeter5 54 C
70  Articles
Young Lady Choking   2/23/2005

Two men from Texas were sitting at a bar, when a young lady nearby began to choke on a hamburger. She gasped and gagged, and one Texan turned to the other and said, That little gal is havin' a bad


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ramjeter5 54 C
70  Articles
25 Years   2/23/2005

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked bod


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ramjeter5 54 C
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$200   2/23/2005

One day an at home wife is alone and the doorbell rings. She opens it to a guy, "Hi, is Tony home?" The wife replies, "No, he went to the store, but you can wait here if you want." So they sit down


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