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rm_joker31781 43 / M
"I love to lick the kitty"
Houston, Texas, United States
 
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Member Since: July 27, 2007

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rm_joker31781 43/M
Houston, Texas
Introduction
Hello ladies, and please only ladies. Well lets see… I’m tall, pale, and handsome. Two out of three isn't bad. lol I’m Witty, clever, charming and I contently am making my friends laugh. I work full time at a nice Italian restaurant. I work a lot of nights and because of that I keep odd hours. I was in a committed relationship for a few years with someone whose idea of risky sex was doing it in the kitchen. I would like my next partner to be more open minded. I am looking for Mrs. Right but I would like to still talk to Mrs. Wrong, no point in not haveing new firends. Mostly I want to meet new and unique people. Also, I’m a free spirit and can’t be changed. So don’t try. I fancy myself a photographer so, if you like to have pics taken of you then I’m you man. Talk to you soon.

My Ideal Person What am I looking for in a woman? Well, she has to be open minded, intelligent, good looking, did I mention intelligen, and experimental. You have to be aggressive enough to catch both my mind and my eyes. Speeking of eyes; eyes are the windows in to the soul. I like deep eyes that I can drown in. Green wouldn't be too much to ask for, would it? Long heir is a bonus not a must but, I do want something to grab onto. If your a red head you automatically go to the front of the line. Something about your fiery attitudes on life, love, and passion. Comeone, it could be blue as long as you had the personality to pull it off! lol

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Middle of the no where, side of the road, woods, really anywhere
that you can get as loud as you want to and it wont bother anybody.
Likewise in a big thunder storm. I dont know what it is about
thunder and lightning but I get a hard on every time a storm
rolls in!

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
The beach, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), The middle of a park, An airplane, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, A swimming pool or hot tub, A store dressing room, Anywhere

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Light Bondage, Candle Wax, Role Playing, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Massage

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
who hasn't fantasized about a celebrity? Julia Roberts,
o man, now she's hot!

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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Information
  • 43 / male
  • Houston, Texas, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Straight
Looking For:  Women
Birthdate: March 17, 1981
Relocate?: Maybe/Yes
Marital Status: Single
Height: 6 ft 2 in / 187-190 cm
Body Type: Average
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I use some recreational drugs
Education: Current college student
Occupation: student
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Protestant
Have Children: No
Want Children: Yes
Male Endowment: Average/Average
Circumcised: Yes
Speaks: English
Hair Color: Brown
Hair Length: Short
Eye Color: Hazel
Glasses or Contacts: None
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